Hobbeze

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nothing special about the space.

The property score is dragged down by a lackluster atmosphere and unimpressive amenities. The location is convenient, but that's about it. If you're looking for a unique experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic door service, nothing to write home about.

The service is basic, with a focus on getting you in and out quickly. The door service is friendly, but don't expect much in terms of attentiveness. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this isn't it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks ruin the meal.

The food prices are steep, and the quality doesn't quite match. The drink selection is limited, and the bottles are overpriced. If you're a foodie, you'll be disappointed.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are forgettable, not worth the trip.

The performers are forgettable, with no standout talent or style. The interaction with the dancers is friendly, but it's not enough to make up for the lack of quality. If you're a fan of the dancers, you might enjoy it, but it's not worth the trip otherwise.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Forgettable experience from start to finish.

The overall experience is unimpressive, with no standout features. The property score reflects a generic, unremarkable space. Don't expect anything special, but it won't be a disaster either.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.