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Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, CT 1104 Queen St 860-479-9192
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 01:00
TUE 12:00 - 01:00
WED 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 01:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 12:00 - 01:00
On tap
WiFi
53/100

Middle of the road experience

Hollywood Cabaret feels like a compromise, with some great safety and cleanliness, but lacks in luxury and overall vibe, so it's best for those seeking a no-frills experience.

How this is scored
55/100

Luxury lacking

The room has a poor atmosphere and luxury feel, but great location and parking, so plan to arrive early and don't expect to be wowed by the decor.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 55/100

The room

Luxury lacking

The room has a poor atmosphere and luxury feel, but great location and parking, so plan to arrive early and don't expect to be wowed by the decor.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 5.1
58/100

Decent but slow

Hospitality is friendly but slow, with great respect and safety, but subpar speed and value, so be patient and don't expect to get a great deal.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 58/100

The hospitality

Decent but slow

Hospitality is friendly but slow, with great respect and safety, but subpar speed and value, so be patient and don't expect to get a great deal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Not worth eating

The kitchen is non-existent, with no food quality or options, and drink prices are just okay, so eat before you arrive and stick to basics.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Not worth eating

The kitchen is non-existent, with no food quality or options, and drink prices are just okay, so eat before you arrive and stick to basics.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 5.1
48/100

Talent is just okay

The talent is mediocre, with some interaction and professionalism, but overall just average, so don't expect to be blown away by the shows.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 48/100

The floor

Talent is just okay

The talent is mediocre, with some interaction and professionalism, but overall just average, so don't expect to be blown away by the shows.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 53/100

How scoring works

Middle of the road experience

Hollywood Cabaret feels like a compromise, with some great safety and cleanliness, but lacks in luxury and overall vibe, so it's best for those seeking a no-frills experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 55
  • Service 58
  • Food 49
  • Performers 48
  • Value 51
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132 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for the guys Brought the crew here for my buddy's bachelor party and we had a good time. Parking was super easy which was clutch since we had a few cars. The atmosphere hits that sweet spot between dive bar and fancy place, and the bartender kept our drinks flowing all night.
70/100 SW score
Decent but nothing special Been here a handful of times over the years and it's pretty consistent. The parking situation is probably the best thing about this place - never had to circle around looking for a spot. Drinks are fair priced but the talent can be hit or miss depending on the night.
50/100 SW score
Expected more for the area Decided to check this place out after hearing about it from coworkers. The relaxed vibe was nice I guess, but honestly felt pretty underwhelming overall. At least parking was straightforward and the staff wasn't pushy, but probably won't be back anytime soon.
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