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Homer's

Chicago, IL 4518 S McDowell Ave (773) 847-5760
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Closed Opens 15:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 15:00 - 00:00 TODAY
TUE 15:00 - 00:00
WED 15:00 - 00:00
THU 14:00 - 02:00
FRI 14:00 - 02:00
SAT 10:00 - 03:00
SUN 11:00 - 00:00
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4518 S McDowell Ave
Chicago, IL (773) 847-5760 homersbar.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 3.5
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 9.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 9.0
  • Drink prices 9.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 9.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 6.8
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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90/100 SW score
SportsBartender
regular
Great Value, Solid Vibe Been coming here for Bears games for a couple years now. The free food during big games is legit, and drinks are stupid cheap—$3 average. The bartenders know their stuff, and there's actually a real community here with regulars and dancers who remember you. It's not fancy, but that's kind of the point.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimeChris
first-timer
Fun but Not What I Expected Came here thinking it'd be a traditional club, but it's really more of a sports bar that happens to have dancers. That's not bad—the atmosphere is friendly and the drink prices are solid—but if you're looking for luxury or high-end entertainment, this isn't it. It's casual and community-focused, which some people will love and others won't.
80/100 SW score
LocalDave
locals night
Good Spot, Don't Expect Much Homer's is what it is: a no-frills sports bar with dancers and pool tables. The food quality is decent, especially when there's a game on, and you can bring your own alcohol which saves money. Service is friendly but the overall experience feels pretty basic. Worth a visit if you're in the neighborhood, not worth traveling for.
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