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Closed Strip Club

Hoops

New York, NY 48 W 33rd St (212) 564-4480
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Closed Opens 15:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 15:00 - 04:00 TODAY
TUE 15:00 - 04:00
WED 15:00 - 04:00
THU 15:00 - 04:00
FRI 15:00 - 04:00
SAT 15:00 - 04:00
SUN 15:00 - 04:00
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48 W 33rd St
New York, NY (212) 564-4480 hoopscabaret.com
61/100
How this is scored
67/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 67/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 9.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 6.0
69/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 69/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 8.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 7.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 6.0
51/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 51/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 7.0
  • Food prices 5.0
  • Drink prices 5.0
  • Bottle prices 4.0
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.4
  • Value 6.0
57/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 3.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 61/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 67
  • Service 69
  • Food 51
  • Performers 57
  • Value 49
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What the floor said

67 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor_party
Great spot for catching the game with a view Took the crew here for the playoff game and we weren't disappointed. The sports bar setup is legit—TVs everywhere, good energy, and the bartender Elijah knew exactly what we wanted before we asked. Lap dances on the main floor feel pretty exposed, but if you don't mind the public attention it's solid. Just grab a free pass on the street and skip the $20 cover.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
business_traveler
Good location, but the talent's hit or miss Hoops is convenient—right near Penn Station and the location's unbeatable. The staff is genuinely friendly and the bar service is quick. That said, the dancer quality swings wildly depending on the night, and if you want any real privacy you're looking at $400+ for a VIP room, which feels steep compared to what you get. It's a fun place to kill time with coworkers, just manage your expectations.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first_timer
Overpriced VIP, parking nightmare, decent staff First time at a strip club and I picked Hoops. The door staff was welcoming and the bartender Pia was solid, but everything else felt like a setup to spend more. Main floor is basically a fishbowl, so they push you to VIP where they want $1000+ per hour. Good luck parking around here too—it's basically impossible. For what you're paying, there are better options in the city.
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