Hurricane Betty's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Modest room with basic amenities and average parking.

The room is basic and functional: decent door service (5.1), adequate parking (4.3), and solid privacy for a mid-size club. Luxury is minimal (2.1) and atmosphere is modest (4.3), but the space doesn't feel cramped or neglected. Expect a no-frills setup where the focus is on the floor, not the décor.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Respectful staff keeps things safe and clean.

Staff respect and safety are the real wins here (both 5.1), with clean facilities (4.3) and dependable bar service (4.3). Speed is the weak link (3.4)—don't expect lightning-quick drinks during busy nights. Overall, it's reliable hospitality without flash.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Skip the kitchen; drinks are the only move.

Don't come hungry. Food quality and price are both rock-bottom (1/10 each), and there's no cigar or hookah scene. Drinks are reasonably priced (5.1) and worth ordering; bottles are pricier (3.4) but standard. Stick to beer and liquor.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Decent talent and interaction, nothing polished.

Dancers are solid and personable (4.3 on talent and interaction), with decent appearance and style (4.3). Professionalism is the softer spot (2.8)—expect friendly but casual energy, not a polished lineup. VIP and lap dances offer fair value (4.3 each) for what you get.

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Solid neighborhood spot with decent dancers and fair prices.

Hurricane Betty's is a straightforward neighborhood club that delivers a decent night without pretense. The dancers pull their weight, prices won't break you, and the staff keeps things respectful and safe. It's not fancy or cutting-edge, but it's honest work—the kind of place where regulars know what they're getting.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.