Imperial Showgirls North Hills

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A dump with a bad location.

A dump with a bad location. The atmosphere is stale, the parking is a nightmare, and the luxury vibes are nonexistent. Only go if you want to experience a true dive.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Complete lack of effort from staff.

Complete lack of effort from staff. From the slow door service to the uncleanliness of the bar, it's clear the staff doesn't care. Only visit if you're okay with being ignored.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are gross, food is non-existent.

Drinks are gross, food is non-existent. The drink prices are outrageous, and don't even get me started on the 'food quality'. Don't come hungry or thirsty.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, zero enthusiasm.

No talent, zero enthusiasm. The dancers are unimpressive, and the interaction is nonexistent. If you're looking for a memorable experience, look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

North Hills' worst-kept secret.

North Hills' worst-kept secret. This club is a complete disaster, from the rundown building to the unfriendly staff. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.