Jaguars Club Phoenix

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no amenities.

Atmosphere and luxury are nonexistent, with terrible location and parking. The lack of amenities makes it feel bare. Those seeking any kind of comfort will be disappointed.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude.

Door and bar service are slow and disrespectful, with major safety concerns. Cleanliness is also a major issue, making the whole experience unpleasant. Only those who don't care about their experience will put up with it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced trash.

Food quality is terrible, with overpriced drinks and bottles. The cigar and hookah options are also nonexistent, making it a bad choice for those seeking any kind of culinary experience. Even those who don't care about food will be disappointed.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional.

Talent quality is low, with unprofessional dancers and poor interaction. The lack of VIP or dance value makes it a waste of money. Only those with extremely low standards for performers will find anything redeeming.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster.

Everything is bad, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. It feels abandoned and neglected, with no redeeming qualities. Only those with extremely low standards will tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.