Jet Strip

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no redeeming physical qualities.

The room itself is hostile: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities, zero capacity appeal. Parking, privacy, location—all nonexistent. You're not walking into a venue; you're walking into a mistake.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all missing. The place feels unsafe and uncared-for. Staff treats you like you're wasting their time. Expect indifference and grime.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, drinks taste like regret.

Food quality is nonexistent, prices are insulting, drinks are undrinkable, bottles are overpriced swill. No cigars, no hookah, no redemption. You'll pay for poison.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bottom-tier talent phoning it in.

Talent is bottom-shelf, appearance is rough, interaction is zero, professionalism is a joke. VIP and dance value don't exist. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Jet Strip is a complete dead zone.

Every single metric bottoms out here. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.