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Closed Bikini Bar

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, NJ 105 Mohawk Ave 973
Closed Opens 16:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 16:00 - 00:00
TUE 16:00 - 00:00
WED 16:00 - 00:00
THU 16:00 - 02:00
FRI 16:00 - 02:00
SAT 16:00 - 02:00 TODAY
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
35/100

Jiggles is a total bust.

Jiggles is a total bust. The overall experience is marred by subpar service, lackluster performers, and a terrible food and drink selection. Unless you're just looking for a cheap drink, there's no reason to go here.

How this is scored
47/100

Atmosphere is nice, but location is a disaster.

The atmosphere at Jiggles is surprisingly nice, with a cozy vibe that's perfect for a low-key night out. However, the location is a major drawback, with limited parking and a seedy neighborhood that's not exactly safe. It's a bit of a mixed bag.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Atmosphere is nice, but location is a disaster.

The atmosphere at Jiggles is surprisingly nice, with a cozy vibe that's perfect for a low-key night out. However, the location is a major drawback, with limited parking and a seedy neighborhood that's not exactly safe. It's a bit of a mixed bag.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 2.6
24/100

Service is non-existent.

The service at Jiggles is basically non-existent. The door staff is unfriendly, the bartenders are slow, and the whole experience feels like a chore. Unless you're a die-hard fan of bad service, you'll want to avoid this place.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 24/100

The hospitality

Service is non-existent.

The service at Jiggles is basically non-existent. The door staff is unfriendly, the bartenders are slow, and the whole experience feels like a chore. Unless you're a die-hard fan of bad service, you'll want to avoid this place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 2.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 6.0
59/100

Drinks are overpriced and terrible.

The drinks at Jiggles are overpriced and terrible. The food selection is limited and unappetizing, and the whole thing feels like a rip-off. Unless you're just looking for a cheap beer, you're better off going somewhere else.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 59/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced and terrible.

The drinks at Jiggles are overpriced and terrible. The food selection is limited and unappetizing, and the whole thing feels like a rip-off. Unless you're just looking for a cheap beer, you're better off going somewhere else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
25/100

Talent is lacking, dancers are average.

The talent at Jiggles is lacking, with dancers who are more average than impressive. The appearance style is a bit of a mess, and the interaction with the performers is nonexistent. Unless you're just looking for a cheap lap dance, you won't find much to like here.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 25/100

The floor

Talent is lacking, dancers are average.

The talent at Jiggles is lacking, with dancers who are more average than impressive. The appearance style is a bit of a mess, and the interaction with the performers is nonexistent. Unless you're just looking for a cheap lap dance, you won't find much to like here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 2.6
  • Interaction 1.7
  • Professionalism 2.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 2.6
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 35/100

How scoring works

Jiggles is a total bust.

Jiggles is a total bust. The overall experience is marred by subpar service, lackluster performers, and a terrible food and drink selection. Unless you're just looking for a cheap drink, there's no reason to go here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 24
  • Food 59
  • Performers 25
  • Value 48
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Night Out with the Boys We came here for a bachelor party and had a decent time. The drinks were super affordable, but the private lap dances were way too short for the price. Still, the safe neighborhood location made us feel okay about letting loose.
50/100 SW score
A Mixed Bag I've been coming to Jiggles for a while, but lately, it's just not the same. The staff seems really disorganized and some of them don't speak English, which makes it hard to order food or drinks. The drink affordability is still a plus, though.
20/100 SW score
Not Impressed I stopped by Jiggles with some coworkers and was really disappointed. The private lap dances were way too short, the drinks weren't that great, and the staff seemed really unfriendly. Maybe it's just a bad spot, but I won't be back.
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