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J's Place

Longview, TX 1313 E Marshall Ave 903-234-0531
Closed
Bikini Bar 21+ Cover $25
Hours
Hours not published.
38/100

A total disaster, from start to finish.

Overall, J's Place is a total disaster, from the moment you walk in to the moment you leave. The property is underwhelming, with the only bright spot being the decent parking. As for service, the friendly door staff can't make up for the slow and inattentive service you'll receive from the bar. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some decent dancing, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

How this is scored
39/100

Underwhelming experience with decent parking.

The property itself is underwhelming, with a lack of luxury vibes and amenities. The location is decent, but the parking is a bright spot. If you're looking for a place to park and grab a drink, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 39/100

The room

Underwhelming experience with decent parking.

The property itself is underwhelming, with a lack of luxury vibes and amenities. The location is decent, but the parking is a bright spot. If you're looking for a place to park and grab a drink, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 2.6
  • Parking 6.8
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 3.4
32/100

Friendly door staff, but slow and inattentive service.

The door staff at J's Place are friendly and welcoming, but the service from the bar is slow and inattentive. The respect and safety scores are particularly low, so be prepared for a rough experience. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and hang out with friends, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of service.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 32/100

The hospitality

Friendly door staff, but slow and inattentive service.

The door staff at J's Place are friendly and welcoming, but the service from the bar is slow and inattentive. The respect and safety scores are particularly low, so be prepared for a rough experience. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and hang out with friends, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of service.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.5
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.2
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 3.5
  • Value 6.0
64/100

Bottles and cigars are a joke, skip the food.

The food and drink options at J's Place are a joke, with overpriced bottles and cigars that are barely worth the effort. The food quality is also subpar, so it's best to skip it altogether. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of food.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 64/100

The kitchen

Bottles and cigars are a joke, skip the food.

The food and drink options at J's Place are a joke, with overpriced bottles and cigars that are barely worth the effort. The food quality is also subpar, so it's best to skip it altogether. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of food.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
36/100

Dancers are decent, but the professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at J's Place are decent, with some talented performers and a good appearance style. However, the professionalism and interaction with the dancers are lacking, which can make for a disappointing experience. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some decent dancing, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of professionalism.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 36/100

The floor

Dancers are decent, but the professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at J's Place are decent, with some talented performers and a good appearance style. However, the professionalism and interaction with the dancers are lacking, which can make for a disappointing experience. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some decent dancing, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of professionalism.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.2
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 38/100

How scoring works

A total disaster, from start to finish.

Overall, J's Place is a total disaster, from the moment you walk in to the moment you leave. The property is underwhelming, with the only bright spot being the decent parking. As for service, the friendly door staff can't make up for the slow and inattentive service you'll receive from the bar. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some decent dancing, J's Place might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 39
  • Service 32
  • Food 64
  • Performers 36
  • Value 60
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4 reviews
90/100 SW score
A night to remember! I came with the boys for a bachelor party and J's Place delivered. The atmosphere was exactly what we were looking for - lively and fun. The dancers were amazing and the drinks were flowing all night.
70/100 SW score
A decent night out I'm a regular at J's Place and it's always a mixed bag. The drinks are cheap and the dancers are usually good, but the atmosphere can be a bit rough around the edges. Still, it's a fun spot to grab a cold one and catch a show.
50/100 SW score
Not impressed I stopped by J's Place as a first-timer and wasn't blown away. The dancers were okay, but the atmosphere felt a bit seedy and the drinks were overpriced. Maybe I just caught it on a bad night, but I won't be back anytime soon.
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