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KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, TX 2121 Interstate 40 Access Rd 806-371-0004
Closed
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
36/100

Amarillo's biggest disappointment.

KB's Playhouse is a total letdown for the area. The low scores across the board indicate a lack of attention to detail and a general sense of neglect. If you're looking for a good time in Amarillo, keep looking.

How this is scored
29/100

A cramped, dingy space with poor parking.

The cramped and dingy space is a major turnoff, but the decent location and parking might make it worth a visit if you're in a pinch. However, the luxury vibes are non-existent, and the amenities are lacking. If you're looking for a romantic night out, this isn't the place.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 29/100

The room

A cramped, dingy space with poor parking.

The cramped and dingy space is a major turnoff, but the decent location and parking might make it worth a visit if you're in a pinch. However, the luxury vibes are non-existent, and the amenities are lacking. If you're looking for a romantic night out, this isn't the place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 1.7
  • Parking 3.4
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 2.6
36/100

Service is mostly friendly, but safety is a top priority.

The service at KB's is mostly friendly, but the safety concerns are a major red flag. The door service is top-notch, but the speed and respect leave much to be desired. If you're a solo female, you might feel a bit more at ease here, but be cautious.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 36/100

The hospitality

Service is mostly friendly, but safety is a top priority.

The service at KB's is mostly friendly, but the safety concerns are a major red flag. The door service is top-notch, but the speed and respect leave much to be desired. If you're a solo female, you might feel a bit more at ease here, but be cautious.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 2.1
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 2.6
  • Value 4.3
44/100

Drinks are overpriced, and the food is barely edible.

The drinks at KB's are overpriced, and the food is barely edible. The food quality is subpar, and the prices are steep. If you're looking for a decent meal, skip it and go elsewhere. If you're looking for a cheap drink, you might be able to find something passable.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 44/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced, and the food is barely edible.

The drinks at KB's are overpriced, and the food is barely edible. The food quality is subpar, and the prices are steep. If you're looking for a decent meal, skip it and go elsewhere. If you're looking for a cheap drink, you might be able to find something passable.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 2.1
  • Value 4.3
35/100

Great dancers, but not worth the inflated prices.

The dancers at KB's are great, but the prices are inflated. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is hit-or-miss. If you're looking for a good time on the floor, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a hefty bill at the end of the night.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 35/100

The floor

Great dancers, but not worth the inflated prices.

The dancers at KB's are great, but the prices are inflated. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is hit-or-miss. If you're looking for a good time on the floor, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a hefty bill at the end of the night.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 2.1
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 36/100

How scoring works

Amarillo's biggest disappointment.

KB's Playhouse is a total letdown for the area. The low scores across the board indicate a lack of attention to detail and a general sense of neglect. If you're looking for a good time in Amarillo, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 29
  • Service 36
  • Food 44
  • Performers 35
  • Value 48
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19 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Bash We booked a private room for my buddy's bachelor party and had an amazing time. The dancers were top-notch and the drinks were flowing all night. The atmosphere was electric, with pulsating lights and a packed dance floor. Definitely worth the splurge!
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to KB's a few times, and it's hit or miss. The dancers are always talented, but the drinks can be overpriced and the crowd can get rowdy. I love the atmosphere, but it's not always consistent. Maybe I just caught them on an off night.
60/100 SW score
First Impression As a first-timer, I was a bit hesitant, but KB's exceeded my expectations. The parking was a breeze, and the staff was friendly. The dancers were talented, but I felt like some of the drinks were watered down. Overall, a solid experience, but not mind-blowing.
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