Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nice location, ample parking

The property scores high on location and parking, but lacks luxury, with a low score of 2.8, and has a mediocre atmosphere, so those seeking a high-end experience may be disappointed, but it's convenient and easy to get to.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Slow and somewhat rude

Service is a letdown, with slow speed and low respect, but high marks for safety and cleanliness, so be prepared for a somewhat rude and slow experience, but at least you'll be safe and in a clean environment.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nonexistent

There's no food, so don't come hungry, and be prepared for average drink prices, with a score of 6, and low bottle prices, with a score of 4.3, making it a place to grab a drink, but not a meal.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is just okay

The performers are okay, with a talent quality score of 6, and good interaction, but lack professionalism, with a low score of 3.4, so fans of high-quality performances may be underwhelmed, but those seeking a more laid-back experience may enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Decent but unremarkable

Keepers is a middle-of-the-road club, with a good location and amenities, but lacks luxury and has subpar service, making it a decent but unremarkable experience, best for those looking for a no-frills night out.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.