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King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN 6600 River Rd 651-455-3886
Closed Opens 15:30 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 15:30 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 15:30 - 02:00
WED 15:30 - 02:00
THU 15:30 - 02:00
FRI 15:30 - 02:00
SAT 15:30 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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Kitchen
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 9.0
  • Luxury 4.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.1
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 8.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 9.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 4.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 8.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

433 reviews
80/100 SW score
A Night Out with Friends I've been to King of Diamonds a few times with friends, and it's always a fun night. The atmosphere is lively, and the DJs do a great job keeping the energy up. Food delivery is a nice touch, and the drinks are reasonably priced. It's not the cheapest place, but it's worth the splurge every now and then.
70/100 SW score
Solid Experience I stopped by King of Diamonds with a group of friends on a Friday night. The topless lap dances were great, but the VIP room was a bit pricey. The parking was easy to find, and the staff was friendly. Overall, it was a solid experience, but not necessarily worth breaking the bank.
50/100 SW score
Not My Scene I'm not really into strip clubs, but I was persuaded to try King of Diamonds by some friends. Unfortunately, it wasn't really my thing. The non-smoking policy was a plus, but the drinks seemed overpriced, and the dancers didn't really impress me. Maybe it's just not my scene, but I wouldn't rush back.
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