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Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, MA 635 State Rd 508-991-6799
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
44/100

Meh, just okay

Kings Inn feels like a middle-of-the-road spot, with some decent aspects but nothing that really stands out. The low overall score is due to lackluster food and performer options. So, it's a good spot for those looking for a no-frills experience.

How this is scored
52/100

Old, not fancy

The property score is dragged down by low luxury and capacity scores, but the location and parking are decent. The atmosphere is also just average. So, don't expect to be wowed by the decor, but getting there is easy.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 52/100

The room

Old, not fancy

The property score is dragged down by low luxury and capacity scores, but the location and parking are decent. The atmosphere is also just average. So, don't expect to be wowed by the decor, but getting there is easy.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 3.4
45/100

Slow, but respectful

The service score is hurt by slow speed, but the respect and safety scores are decent. The door and bar service are also just average. So, be prepared for a relaxed, but not overly attentive, experience.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 45/100

The hospitality

Slow, but respectful

The service score is hurt by slow speed, but the respect and safety scores are decent. The door and bar service are also just average. So, be prepared for a relaxed, but not overly attentive, experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 4.3
39/100

No food

The food score is basically non-existent, since they don't serve any. The drink prices are okay, but the bottle prices are a bit steep. So, don't come hungry, and be prepared for limited drink options.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 39/100

The kitchen

No food

The food score is basically non-existent, since they don't serve any. The drink prices are okay, but the bottle prices are a bit steep. So, don't come hungry, and be prepared for limited drink options.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 2.6
  • Value 4.3
39/100

Dancers try hard

The performers score is boosted by good interaction, but the talent quality and appearance are just average. The professionalism score is also a bit low. So, the dancers are friendly, but not necessarily the most skilled or polished.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 39/100

The floor

Dancers try hard

The performers score is boosted by good interaction, but the talent quality and appearance are just average. The professionalism score is also a bit low. So, the dancers are friendly, but not necessarily the most skilled or polished.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 3.4
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 44/100

How scoring works

Meh, just okay

Kings Inn feels like a middle-of-the-road spot, with some decent aspects but nothing that really stands out. The low overall score is due to lackluster food and performer options. So, it's a good spot for those looking for a no-frills experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 52
  • Service 45
  • Food 39
  • Performers 39
  • Value 41
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81 reviews
70/100 SW score
Solid neighborhood spot Been coming here for years and it's got that comfortable dive bar feel that works. Parking is never an issue which is huge around here. The dancers are friendly enough and drinks aren't wallet-crushing, though don't expect anything fancy.
50/100 SW score
Not what I expected Walked in hoping for more but it's pretty basic inside. The rustic vibe is real but so is the slow service - took forever to get a drink. VIP area seemed overpriced for what you get.
40/100 SW score
Skip it for your party Came here for my buddy's bachelor party and honestly wished we'd gone elsewhere. Place is tiny and felt cramped with our group. The talent just wasn't there and bottle prices hurt for what's basically a dive bar experience.
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