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Kit Kat Club

Portland, OR 231 SW Ankeny St 503-208-3229
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
61/100

Mixed bag with some standout performers.

The Kit Kat Club is a mixed bag, with some bright spots and others that fall short. While the performers shine, the food and drink options are nearly non-existent, and the parking situation is a major hassle. Overall, it's a solid choice for a night out, but don't expect too much.

How this is scored
47/100

Parking is a nightmare, but location is decent.

The property itself is a bit of a letdown, with cramped parking and a sketchy location. However, the atmosphere inside is decent, and the amenities are minimal but sufficient. If you're looking for a no-frills experience, the Kit Kat Club might be your jam.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Parking is a nightmare, but location is decent.

The property itself is a bit of a letdown, with cramped parking and a sketchy location. However, the atmosphere inside is decent, and the amenities are minimal but sufficient. If you're looking for a no-frills experience, the Kit Kat Club might be your jam.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 5.1
67/100

Great door service, but speed is a problem.

The service at the Kit Kat Club is a highlight, with friendly and attentive door staff and bartenders. However, the speed of service can be slow, and the respect shown to patrons varies depending on the time of night. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, the Kit Kat Club is a good bet.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 67/100

The hospitality

Great door service, but speed is a problem.

The service at the Kit Kat Club is a highlight, with friendly and attentive door staff and bartenders. However, the speed of service can be slow, and the respect shown to patrons varies depending on the time of night. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, the Kit Kat Club is a good bet.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Don't even think about eating here.

The food at the Kit Kat Club is an afterthought, with subpar quality and overpriced drinks. If you're looking for a night of drinks and dancing, you might be okay, but don't even think about eating here. Bring cash, because credit cards aren't accepted.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Don't even think about eating here.

The food at the Kit Kat Club is an afterthought, with subpar quality and overpriced drinks. If you're looking for a night of drinks and dancing, you might be okay, but don't even think about eating here. Bring cash, because credit cards aren't accepted.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
69/100

Talented dancers, but terrible VIP experience.

The performers at the Kit Kat Club are top-notch, with talented dancers and a great sense of showmanship. However, the VIP experience is a major letdown, with poor service and overpriced bottles. If you're looking for a high-energy dance floor and talented performers, the Kit Kat Club is a solid choice.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 69/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but terrible VIP experience.

The performers at the Kit Kat Club are top-notch, with talented dancers and a great sense of showmanship. However, the VIP experience is a major letdown, with poor service and overpriced bottles. If you're looking for a high-energy dance floor and talented performers, the Kit Kat Club is a solid choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 8.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 61/100

How scoring works

Mixed bag with some standout performers.

The Kit Kat Club is a mixed bag, with some bright spots and others that fall short. While the performers shine, the food and drink options are nearly non-existent, and the parking situation is a major hassle. Overall, it's a solid choice for a night out, but don't expect too much.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 67
  • Food 49
  • Performers 69
  • Value 55
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors' Bash We rolled in on a Saturday afternoon for a bachelor party and had an absolute blast. The poker table and arcade games kept us entertained between dances. The girls were great and the private dances for $25-$150 were a solid value. Only downside was the limited parking options.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to the Kit Kat Club a few times and it's always hit-or-miss. The respect and safety scores are definitely strong points, but the luxury and parking leave a lot to be desired. I've had some great dances, but others have been just okay. Still worth checking out, but don't expect a fancy night out.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing Experience I stopped by the Kit Kat Club while in town on business and was underwhelmed. The private dances were pricey and the performers seemed more interested in chatting with regulars than putting on a show. The relaxed vibe was nice, but it didn't make up for the lackluster entertainment. Maybe it's better for a night out with friends?
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