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Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, MA 99 Bridge Rd 978-463-1782
Closed Opens 16:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $5
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 16:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 16:00 - 01:00
FRI 16:00 - 01:00
SAT 16:00 - 01:00
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
69/100

Decent but unremarkable

Kitten's is a middle-of-the-road club, with some standout features like amenities and cleanliness, but lacks a wow factor, making it a decent choice for those looking for a no-frills experience.

How this is scored
75/100

Nice room, okay location

The room itself is nice, with good capacity and privacy, but the location and luxury feel are just okay, so it's a good spot for those who prioritize comfort over upscale vibes.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 75/100

The room

Nice room, okay location

The room itself is nice, with good capacity and privacy, but the location and luxury feel are just okay, so it's a good spot for those who prioritize comfort over upscale vibes.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 9.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 8.0
76/100

Friendly but slow

The staff is respectful and friendly, but the speed of service can be slow, and the value is lacking, so be prepared for a relaxed pace and don't expect to get a great deal.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 76/100

The hospitality

Friendly but slow

The staff is respectful and friendly, but the speed of service can be slow, and the value is lacking, so be prepared for a relaxed pace and don't expect to get a great deal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 7.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 9.0
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Drinks are pricey

The drinks are overpriced and the food options are non-existent, so don't come hungry or expecting a good deal on beverages, but the bar service is at least attentive.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Drinks are pricey

The drinks are overpriced and the food options are non-existent, so don't come hungry or expecting a good deal on beverages, but the bar service is at least attentive.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 5.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 2.6
  • Value 5.1
70/100

Talent is above average

The performers are talented and have a great appearance, but the interaction and professionalism can be hit-or-miss, so fans of high-quality dancers will enjoy the show, but may not get the VIP treatment they expect.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 70/100

The floor

Talent is above average

The performers are talented and have a great appearance, but the interaction and professionalism can be hit-or-miss, so fans of high-quality dancers will enjoy the show, but may not get the VIP treatment they expect.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 69/100

How scoring works

Decent but unremarkable

Kitten's is a middle-of-the-road club, with some standout features like amenities and cleanliness, but lacks a wow factor, making it a decent choice for those looking for a no-frills experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 75
  • Service 76
  • Food 49
  • Performers 70
  • Value 60
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122 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for the area Been coming here for a couple years and it's consistently good. The shower shows are definitely worth catching if you're there on the right night, and parking is never an issue which is nice. Bar service is quick and the place stays clean, though don't expect any cigar options if that's your thing.
70/100 SW score
Good introduction but has limits Went with some buddies who said this was a good starter place and they were right - felt comfortable and the staff treated us well. The VIP rooms offer decent privacy but the drink prices add up quick. Clean facility overall, just wish they had more variety in the smoking department.
50/100 SW score
Decent amenities, limited atmosphere Stopped by during a work trip and while the parking was convenient and the place was spotless, it felt pretty quiet for a weekend night. The bar setup is solid and they clearly take care of the facility, but the energy just wasn't there compared to other places I've been.
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