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Knockouts

Stone Park, IL 3901 Lake St 708-938-5276
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 04:00
TUE 11:00 - 04:00
WED 11:00 - 04:00
THU 11:00 - 04:00 TODAY
FRI 11:00 - 04:00
SAT 11:00 - 04:00
SUN 11:00 - 04:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Parking
54/100

Knockouts is an all-around forgettable experience.

Knockouts is a club that tries to do it all but fails to impress. The lack of luxury and poor performer professionalism really bring down the experience. If you're looking for a cheap drink and some decent dancing, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

How this is scored
51/100

Parking is a breeze, but the rest is a letdown.

The parking at Knockouts is a bright spot, but the rest of the property is a mixed bag. The location is pretty bad, and the capacity is laughably small. If you're looking for a small, local club with good parking, Knockouts might be your best bet, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or amenities.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 51/100

The room

Parking is a breeze, but the rest is a letdown.

The parking at Knockouts is a bright spot, but the rest of the property is a mixed bag. The location is pretty bad, and the capacity is laughably small. If you're looking for a small, local club with good parking, Knockouts might be your best bet, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or amenities.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
62/100

The door staff is nice, but the rest falls short.

The door staff at Knockouts is friendly and welcoming, but the rest of the service is lacking. The bar service is slow, and the speed of getting in is pretty bad. If you're looking for a club with good door staff and a relaxed atmosphere, Knockouts might be okay, but don't expect much in terms of overall service quality.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 62/100

The hospitality

The door staff is nice, but the rest falls short.

The door staff at Knockouts is friendly and welcoming, but the rest of the service is lacking. The bar service is slow, and the speed of getting in is pretty bad. If you're looking for a club with good door staff and a relaxed atmosphere, Knockouts might be okay, but don't expect much in terms of overall service quality.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 6.0
70/100

Drinks are overpriced, food is a sad afterthought.

The food at Knockouts is basically an afterthought, and the prices are way too high. The drink prices are okay, but the quality of the drinks is pretty bad. If you're looking for a club with good drinks and a decent selection of food, Knockouts is not the place to go.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 70/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced, food is a sad afterthought.

The food at Knockouts is basically an afterthought, and the prices are way too high. The drink prices are okay, but the quality of the drinks is pretty bad. If you're looking for a club with good drinks and a decent selection of food, Knockouts is not the place to go.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
43/100

Some talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at Knockouts are talented, but the professionalism is really lacking. The appearance style is pretty meh, and the interaction with the dancers is just okay. If you're looking for a club with some great dancing and a fun atmosphere, Knockouts might be worth a shot, but be prepared for some amateur hour antics.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at Knockouts are talented, but the professionalism is really lacking. The appearance style is pretty meh, and the interaction with the dancers is just okay. If you're looking for a club with some great dancing and a fun atmosphere, Knockouts might be worth a shot, but be prepared for some amateur hour antics.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 54/100

How scoring works

Knockouts is an all-around forgettable experience.

Knockouts is a club that tries to do it all but fails to impress. The lack of luxury and poor performer professionalism really bring down the experience. If you're looking for a cheap drink and some decent dancing, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 51
  • Service 62
  • Food 70
  • Performers 43
  • Value 62
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors Party Fun We went to Knockouts for a bachelor party and had a blast! The sports bar vibe was perfect for us, and the full bar and bottle service kept the drinks flowing all night. The dancers were great, too - super friendly and attentive.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Night Out I've been to Knockouts a few times, and it's always a mixed bag. The game room is a great touch, but the private dance rooms could use some more ambiance. Drinks are affordable, though, and the staff is always friendly.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed As a first-timer, I was expecting a bit more from Knockouts. The free parking was a definite plus, but the lack of luxury touches and private dance room ambiance left me underwhelmed. Maybe it's just not my scene, but I wouldn't rush back.
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