La Fiesta

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Not worth the trip.

The property's biggest issue is its complete lack of atmosphere. The location's not bad, but parking's a nightmare. The low scores for luxury and amenities don't help.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic, but friendly.

The service is surprisingly friendly, but it's basic at best. The staff tries their best, but they're hamstrung by the club's overall poor state.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unimpressive eats and overpriced drinks.

The food's just okay, and the prices are way too high. The drink selection's limited, and the bottles are overpriced. Unless you're a cigar aficionado, there's not much to get excited about.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are nice, but the club's a mess.

The dancers are nice, but they're working in a tough environment. The talent's decent, but the club's lack of investment shows. If you're looking for a good time, you might find some value in the performers, but be prepared for a rough experience overall.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around terrible.

La Fiesta's a disaster from top to bottom. The low scores across the board paint a grim picture. Unless you're desperate, avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.