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La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA 328 N 54th St
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Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
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328 N 54th St
Philadelphia, PA
41/100
How this is scored
27/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 27/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 2.6
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 1.7
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 2.6
42/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 42/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 1.0
55/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 55/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 6.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
46/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 46/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 41/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 27
  • Service 42
  • Food 55
  • Performers 46
  • Value 60
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156 reviews
100/100 SW score
BachelorBob
bachelor party
La Pearl Lounge for the Win! I took my friends to La Pearl Lounge for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast! The $10 cover charge was worth it just for the cheap drinks ($5-$6) and the great vibes. Our dancer was super friendly and gave us an amazing show.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Not Impressed I've been to La Pearl Lounge a few times and it's just okay. The atmosphere is pretty meh (4/10) and the dancers aren't always the friendliest. But hey, the drinks are cheap and the lap dances are a good value at $10 per song.
40/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Disappointing Experience I visited La Pearl Lounge as a first-timer and was really disappointed. The parking situation is a nightmare (2/10) and the whole place feels super cramped. The dancers are mostly African American women, but the service was pretty slow and unfriendly.
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