Bday Bash La Tóxíca Houston was the perfect spot for my bday bash. The dancers were on point and the atmosphere was electric. I even got a great deal on the VIP package, which made it an absolute steal.
La Tóxíca Houston
37/100
Closed
Closed
Strip Club
Topless
21+
Hours
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VIP Rooms
Private Booths
37/100
La Tóxíca Houston is a total disaster.
La Tóxíca Houston is a total disaster. Everything about this place is low-key terrible, from the terrible service to the awful food. If you're looking for a place to completely forget about, this might be your spot.
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41/100
La Tóxíca Houston's parking is ridiculously easy.
La Tóxíca Houston's parking is ridiculously easy, but that's about where the good times stop. The location is pretty mediocre, and the luxury vibes are nonexistent. You might be able to find some decent amenities, but it's a stretch.
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34/100
The service at La Tóxíca Houston is a joke.
The service at La Tóxíca Houston is a joke. The door service is pretty slow, and the bar service is basically non-existent. They seem to care about speed, but it doesn't always translate to a good experience.
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44/100
La Tóxíca Houston's food is almost inedible.
La Tóxíca Houston's food is almost inedible. The prices are super high, and the quality is laughable. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink, the drink prices are pretty decent, but don't expect to eat anything worthwhile.
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32/100
La Tóxíca Houston's dancers are surprisingly decent.
La Tóxíca Houston's dancers are surprisingly decent, especially considering the overall mediocrity of the club. They're not the most professional, but they try their best, and the interaction with the audience is pretty good. If you're looking for a place to see some decent dancers, this might be your spot.
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3 reviews
70/100
SW score
NightowlNancy
regular
A mixed bag I've been to La Tóxíca Houston a few times now, and it's always a mixed bag. The drinks are super cheap, which is great, but the dancers aren't always as talented as I've seen in the past. Still, the atmosphere's always lively, so I'll keep coming back.
40/100
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DisappointedDerek
business traveler
Not worth the hype I went to La Tóxíca Houston thinking it would be a wild night, but unfortunately, it was a major letdown. The parking situation was a nightmare, and the dancers just didn't have the energy or charisma I've come to expect from a top-tier club.
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