Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dingy motel than a luxury suite.

The property is a major letdown, with a dingy atmosphere and cramped layout. The location is convenient, but that's about it. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking. Otherwise, you might tolerate this place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The staff seemed completely disinterested in helping you.

The service is abysmal, with staff seeming more interested in their phones than in helping you. The speed of service is glacial, and don't even get me started on the respect you'll receive. If you value being treated like a human being, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and mediocre food at best.

The food and drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar at best. The selection is limited, and the bar service is slow. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, keep looking. This place won't deliver.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some of the dancers looked like they'd rather be anywhere else.

Some of the performers are actually pretty talented, but others look like they'd rather be anywhere else. The appearance and interaction with the crowd are hit-or-miss, and the professionalism is questionable at best. If you're looking for a memorable experience, you might find it, but it's a long shot.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total letdown from start to finish.

Unfortunately, this club's lack of effort shows in every aspect. From the dingy decor to the disinterested staff, it's a total letdown. So what, exactly, is the point of even going? Avoid this place if you value your time and money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.