Leather & Lace University

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible location, parking's a nightmare.

The location and parking are complete turn-offs, while the amenities and capacity are just okay. The lack of luxury vibes is a major letdown. If you prioritize a decent atmosphere, look elsewhere.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hospitality's decent, but overall it's a mess.

The door and bar service are somewhat redeeming, but the speed, respect, and cleanliness are major issues. The value for money is also a concern. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drink prices are okay, but food's a joke.

The drink prices are relatively reasonable, but the food quality is atrocious. The prices are also way too high for what you get. If you're a foodie, you'll be severely disappointed. Stick to the drinks.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Great dancers, but talent's inconsistent.

The dancers are talented, but the inconsistency in talent quality is a major problem. The appearance style and interaction are also somewhat lacking. If you're a regular, you might enjoy the VIP experience, but for a one-time visit, it's not worth the risk.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disaster.

The low overall score is a clear reflection of the club's numerous shortcomings. From poor property conditions to subpar service, it's a rough experience all around. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.