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Lel Palace Massage

Garden Grove, CA 10951 Westminster Ave +17145377598
Closed Opens 10:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $7
Hours
MON 10:00 - 22:00
TUE 10:00 - 22:00
WED 10:00 - 22:00 TODAY
THU 10:00 - 22:00
FRI 10:00 - 22:00
SAT 10:00 - 22:00
SUN 10:00 - 22:00
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31/100
How this is scored
38/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 38/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 2.6
22/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 22/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 3.5
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 1.0
17/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 17/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 1.0
38/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 38/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 3.4
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 31/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 38
  • Service 22
  • Food 17
  • Performers 38
  • Value 43
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1 review
70/100 SW score
Does what it says Needed to unwind after a brutal work week and this place delivered on the massage front. Room was clean enough and my masseuse actually knew what she was doing with the knots in my shoulders. The smoke smell from next door is pretty annoying though.
50/100 SW score
Not what I expected First time at a place like this and honestly wasn't sure what I was walking into. The atmosphere is pretty basic and feels more like a doctor's office than anything else. Got what I came for but the whole vibe felt kind of sketchy with the safety concerns.
40/100 SW score
You get what you pay for Been here a few times over the years and it's consistently mediocre. The rooms are tiny, zero luxury or amenities to speak of, and whether you have a good time really depends on who's working that day. There are better options in the area if you're willing to drive a bit further.
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