Lipstix

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rundown space with nowhere to hide.

The room itself is a problem. Location, parking, capacity, privacy, and luxury all rate zero. You're walking into a space that feels neglected and cramped. Not worth your time.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Indifferent staff, dirty floors, unsafe vibes.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. The place feels unsafe and unwelcoming. Expect slow service, indifference, and a dirty environment.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and no food quality.

Drinks are overpriced and taste cheap. Food quality is nonexistent. Bottles, pricing, and any premium options don't exist. You're paying for nothing.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-effort talent, zero professionalism, waste of money.

Talent, appearance, interaction, and professionalism all flatline. Dancers show no effort, no engagement, no reason to stay. VIP and lap dance value are jokes. Leave your money at home.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Don't bother—nothing here works.

Lipstix scores zero across every category—atmosphere, amenities, staff respect, cleanliness, talent, and value all bottom out. There's nothing redeeming here. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.