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Closed Strip Club

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, MI 3516, 1336 Ravine Rd 269-344-5311
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Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 11:00 - 02:00
WED 11:00 - 02:00
THU 11:00 - 02:00
FRI 11:00 - 02:00
SAT 11:00 - 02:00
SUN 11:00 - 02:00
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3516, 1336 Ravine Rd
Kalamazoo, MI 269-344-5311 littledarlingskalamazoo.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.2
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good drinks, weird vibe after the renovation Came here for a bachelor party last month and the bourbon bar is actually solid—bartender knew his stuff and prices aren't crazy for what you get. Dancers are clearly talented, but the main stage being gone really changes the energy. It's more intimate now but also feels like something's missing.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Quality girls, but the money doesn't add up The dancers here are selective about who works, and you can tell—they're professional and actually supportive of each other. That's rare. But $20 for a private dance in a booth where you can barely see? The lighting is terrible and it kills the whole thing. Staff treats you well though.
90/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Solid bar, just don't expect a show Not what I expected when I walked in—no main stage threw me off. But the respect level here is legit, staff actually cares, and the girls are beautiful and well-trained. If you're coming for drinks and conversation more than a production, it's a good spot. Just know what you're getting into.
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