Long Ears Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The property at Long Ears Club is a major turnoff, with a dingy atmosphere and cramped location. The lack of parking and terrible privacy options only add to the frustration. However, the amenities are somewhat decent, with a few nice touches. So what? If you're looking for a high-end experience, you'll be disappointed. But if you're just looking for a quick drink, you might find it here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save the rest.

The service at Long Ears Club is one of the few bright spots, with friendly door staff and decent bar service. However, the speed of service can be slow, and the respect shown to patrons is hit-or-miss. So what? If you're looking for a friendly, welcoming atmosphere, you'll find it here. Just be prepared for some slow service and inconsistent respect.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced junk with a few decent drinks.

The food at Long Ears Club is overpriced and underwhelming, with a few decent drinks as the only saving grace. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. So what? If you're looking for a cheap, quick bite, you'd be better off looking elsewhere. But if you're willing to splurge and want some okay drinks, you might find it here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancing, but mostly a letdown.

The performers at Long Ears Club are a mixed bag, with some decent dancing and appearance but overall lacking in professionalism and interaction. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is inconsistent. So what? If you're looking for some okay dancing and a fun atmosphere, you might find it here. But otherwise, you're better off looking elsewhere for a more polished experience.

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Shawnee's biggest disappointment.

Long Ears Club fails to impress, with a mediocre overall experience. The property is a major letdown, with a dingy atmosphere and lackluster amenities. Service is one of the few bright spots, with friendly door staff and decent bar service. However, this isn't enough to save the club from its overall mediocrity. So what? If you're just looking for a quick drink and some okay dancing, you might find it here. But otherwise, you're better off looking elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.