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Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, CT 65 Windsor Ave 860-872-9393
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 01:00
TUE 12:00 - 01:00
WED 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 01:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
WiFi
55/100

Decent but unremarkable

Luckys feels like a middle-of-the-road club, with some nice touches but nothing special. The high cleanliness and respect scores are a plus, but the low value and luxury scores bring it down. So, it's a good spot for those who prioritize a no-frills experience.

How this is scored
64/100

Nice amenities, bad location

The property has a great atmosphere and good parking, but the location and capacity are lacking. The high privacy score is a standout, but the low luxury score is noticeable. So, expect a comfortable but not upscale experience.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 64/100

The room

Nice amenities, bad location

The property has a great atmosphere and good parking, but the location and capacity are lacking. The high privacy score is a standout, but the low luxury score is noticeable. So, expect a comfortable but not upscale experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 5.1
58/100

Respectful, but slow

The service is respectful and safe, but the speed and value are subpar. The high respect and cleanliness scores are positives, but the low speed and value scores are drawbacks. So, be prepared for a leisurely pace and don't expect a great deal.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 58/100

The hospitality

Respectful, but slow

The service is respectful and safe, but the speed and value are subpar. The high respect and cleanliness scores are positives, but the low speed and value scores are drawbacks. So, be prepared for a leisurely pace and don't expect a great deal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100

Low quality, overpriced

The food is a letdown, with low quality and high prices. The low food quality and high drink prices are major weaknesses. So, consider eating before you come or sticking to drinks.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 51/100

The kitchen

Low quality, overpriced

The food is a letdown, with low quality and high prices. The low food quality and high drink prices are major weaknesses. So, consider eating before you come or sticking to drinks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 5.1
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Talent is just okay

The performers are just okay, with some interaction but not much talent or style. The high interaction score is a plus, but the low talent and appearance scores are noticeable. So, don't expect to be blown away by the performances.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Talent is just okay

The performers are just okay, with some interaction but not much talent or style. The high interaction score is a plus, but the low talent and appearance scores are noticeable. So, don't expect to be blown away by the performances.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 55/100

How scoring works

Decent but unremarkable

Luckys feels like a middle-of-the-road club, with some nice touches but nothing special. The high cleanliness and respect scores are a plus, but the low value and luxury scores bring it down. So, it's a good spot for those who prioritize a no-frills experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 64
  • Service 58
  • Food 51
  • Performers 49
  • Value 52
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108 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for the crew Brought the guys here for my buddy's bachelor party and we had a good time. The private booths gave us plenty of space to hang out without feeling crowded, and drinks were reasonably priced which kept everyone happy. Clean place with a nice vibe overall.
70/100 SW score
Better than before but still mixed They've definitely cleaned this place up since the renovations - looks much better inside now. The no-smoking policy is nice and the privacy in the VIP area is solid. Dancers were hit or miss though, and service can be slow when they're busy.
50/100 SW score
Clean but overpriced for what you get Stopped by while in town for work and it's definitely a clean, upscale setup. The atmosphere is nice and drinks aren't too expensive, but the talent was pretty limited on a Tuesday night. Not terrible but probably better options around if you're not local.
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