Lust Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parking is a nightmare.

The atmosphere is decent, but the location and parking are major drawbacks. The club has a weird layout, and the capacity is awkward. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, you won't find it here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The door staff is unfriendly.

The bar service is slow and unfriendly, which is a shame because the drinks are actually pretty good. The door staff is also a major turnoff. If you're a regular, you might get some respect, but newcomers will be treated like dirt.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Forget about getting a decent meal here.

The food quality is atrocious, and the prices are outrageous. Don't even get me started on the drink prices – it's like they're trying to rob you blind. If you're hungry, go somewhere else, and if you're thirsty, just stick to water.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are decent, but the VIP experience is a rip-off.

The dancers are decent, but the VIP experience is a total rip-off. The talent quality is hit-or-miss, and the appearance style is inconsistent. If you're looking for a fun night out, stick to the floor shows and avoid the VIP area at all costs.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total letdown from start to finish.

The club's overall experience is a disaster, from the terrible parking to the subpar service. The performers try their best, but it's not enough to save the day. If you're looking for a fun night out, keep looking – this place is a total letdown.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.