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Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, CT 37 North Rd 860-292-8969
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 01:00
TUE 12:00 - 01:00
WED 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 01:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 14:00 - 01:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
WiFi
66/100

Underwhelming experience, but worth it for the value.

Mardi Gras 2 is a solid choice if you're on a tight budget, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or quality. Despite some standout performers, the overall experience feels a bit rough around the edges. So what: if you're looking for a no-frills night out, this place might be worth a visit, but don't go in expecting the Ritz.

How this is scored
67/100

Pleasant atmosphere, but cramped and overpriced.

The club's atmosphere is a highlight, with a lively vibe and decent decor. However, the cramped layout and steep prices make it feel overpriced. So what: if you're looking for a fun, laid-back spot to hang out with friends, Mardi Gras 2 might be worth checking out, but don't expect to impress anyone with your taste.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 67/100

The room

Pleasant atmosphere, but cramped and overpriced.

The club's atmosphere is a highlight, with a lively vibe and decent decor. However, the cramped layout and steep prices make it feel overpriced. So what: if you're looking for a fun, laid-back spot to hang out with friends, Mardi Gras 2 might be worth checking out, but don't expect to impress anyone with your taste.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 5.1
67/100

Friendly staff, but slow and disorganized.

The staff at Mardi Gras 2 are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service and disorganization can be frustrating. The respect and safety scores are a plus, but the speed and door service scores are a letdown. So what: if you're looking for a place with great customer service, this might be a good choice, but be prepared for a wait.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 67/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow and disorganized.

The staff at Mardi Gras 2 are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service and disorganization can be frustrating. The respect and safety scores are a plus, but the speed and door service scores are a letdown. So what: if you're looking for a place with great customer service, this might be a good choice, but be prepared for a wait.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 8.0
70/100

Overpriced drinks, mediocre food options.

The drink prices at Mardi Gras 2 are outrageous, but the food options are mediocre at best. The quality is lacking, and the prices are steep. So what: if you're only looking for a quick drink, this place might be worth a visit, but don't expect to get a good meal.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 70/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks, mediocre food options.

The drink prices at Mardi Gras 2 are outrageous, but the food options are mediocre at best. The quality is lacking, and the prices are steep. So what: if you're only looking for a quick drink, this place might be worth a visit, but don't expect to get a good meal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 8.0
  • Drink prices 9.0
  • Bottle prices 7.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 8.0
58/100

Some talented dancers, but unimpressive overall.

Some of the dancers at Mardi Gras 2 are talented and engaging, but the overall quality is unimpressive. The appearance and interaction scores are a highlight, but the professionalism and talent quality scores are a letdown. So what: if you're a fan of the performers, you might enjoy Mardi Gras 2, but don't expect to be blown away by the talent.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 58/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but unimpressive overall.

Some of the dancers at Mardi Gras 2 are talented and engaging, but the overall quality is unimpressive. The appearance and interaction scores are a highlight, but the professionalism and talent quality scores are a letdown. So what: if you're a fan of the performers, you might enjoy Mardi Gras 2, but don't expect to be blown away by the talent.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 7.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 66/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience, but worth it for the value.

Mardi Gras 2 is a solid choice if you're on a tight budget, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or quality. Despite some standout performers, the overall experience feels a bit rough around the edges. So what: if you're looking for a no-frills night out, this place might be worth a visit, but don't go in expecting the Ritz.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 67
  • Service 67
  • Food 70
  • Performers 58
  • Value 74
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206 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good spot for game night Came here with buddies to catch the game and was pleasantly surprised. The TVs are crystal clear and drinks won't break the bank - had several beers for what I'd pay for two elsewhere. Parking was easy and the whole place felt comfortable, not sketchy like some places.
70/100 SW score
Decent for what it is Never been to a strip club before and this seemed like a safe choice. Staff treated everyone respectfully and I felt secure the whole time. It's definitely not fancy - more like a sports bar vibe - but the prices are fair and they have pool tables if you want a break.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming for the hype Expected more based on their marketing about being Connecticut's secret spot. The value is there with cheap drinks and decent food, but the atmosphere feels pretty basic. If you're looking for something upscale, keep driving.
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