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Mary's Club

Portland, OR 129 SW Broadway 503-227-3023
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
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ATM
56/100

Mary's Club: a decent, but unremarkable experience.

Mary's Club is a solid, middle-of-the-road strip club. It doesn't blow you away, but it won't leave you disappointed either. If you're looking for a no-frills, laid-back experience, you'll find it here, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or high-end service.

How this is scored
45/100

More like a dive bar than a luxury spot.

The property itself is a letdown. The atmosphere is dull, the location is nothing special, and the parking situation is a nightmare. It's a far cry from the luxury vibes you'd hope for. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 45/100

The room

More like a dive bar than a luxury spot.

The property itself is a letdown. The atmosphere is dull, the location is nothing special, and the parking situation is a nightmare. It's a far cry from the luxury vibes you'd hope for. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 4.3
62/100

Great door service, but speed can be a problem.

The service at Mary's Club is a mixed bag. The door service is top-notch, but the speed of service can be a problem, especially during peak hours. The respect shown by the staff is a highlight, but the safety and cleanliness of the club leave a bit to be desired. If you're looking for attentive, friendly service, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some wait times.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 62/100

The hospitality

Great door service, but speed can be a problem.

The service at Mary's Club is a mixed bag. The door service is top-notch, but the speed of service can be a problem, especially during peak hours. The respect shown by the staff is a highlight, but the safety and cleanliness of the club leave a bit to be desired. If you're looking for attentive, friendly service, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some wait times.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 7.0
58/100

Terrible food prices, mediocre quality.

The food and drink prices at Mary's Club are outrageous, and the quality just doesn't live up to the cost. The drink prices are reasonable, but the selection is limited. If you're looking for a cheap, quick bite, you might find some decent options, but don't expect much in terms of quality or value.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 58/100

The kitchen

Terrible food prices, mediocre quality.

The food and drink prices at Mary's Club are outrageous, and the quality just doesn't live up to the cost. The drink prices are reasonable, but the selection is limited. If you're looking for a cheap, quick bite, you might find some decent options, but don't expect much in terms of quality or value.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
57/100

Some talented dancers, but professionalism can be lacking.

The talent at Mary's Club is a highlight, with some truly talented dancers. However, the professionalism shown by the performers can be lacking at times, and the interaction with customers can be hit-or-miss. If you're looking for a high-energy, interactive experience, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some inconsistency.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but professionalism can be lacking.

The talent at Mary's Club is a highlight, with some truly talented dancers. However, the professionalism shown by the performers can be lacking at times, and the interaction with customers can be hit-or-miss. If you're looking for a high-energy, interactive experience, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some inconsistency.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

Mary's Club: a decent, but unremarkable experience.

Mary's Club is a solid, middle-of-the-road strip club. It doesn't blow you away, but it won't leave you disappointed either. If you're looking for a no-frills, laid-back experience, you'll find it here, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or high-end service.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 45
  • Service 62
  • Food 58
  • Performers 57
  • Value 63
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Bros on the Loose I hit up Mary's Club with my crew for a bachelor party and we had a blast. The dive bar atmosphere was perfect for a raunchy night, and the dancers didn't disappoint. Drinks were cheap, but parking was a nightmare.
70/100 SW score
A Night Out I've been to Mary's Club a handful of times, and it's always a solid choice for a low-key night. The dancers are talented, and I love that they choose their own music, but the private booths are pretty sketchy. Overall, it's a good value for the price.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm not sure what I was expecting from Mary's Club, but it wasn't the dingy, rundown vibe I got. The dancers were okay, but the atmosphere was pretty off-putting. The only good thing was the drink affordability, but that's not enough to make me go back.
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