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Maximus

Wichita Falls, TX 3138 Seymour Hwy 940-761-1177
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
51/100

Total disappointment.

Maximus is a letdown from top to bottom. The low scores across the board make it clear that this club isn't living up to expectations. Unless you're desperate for a night out, it's best to look elsewhere.

How this is scored
45/100

Underwhelming experience.

The property scores are a mixed bag, with a decent atmosphere and parking, but a cramped capacity and lack of luxury. If you're not particular about having a nice space to hang out, it's still a decent spot. However, if you're looking for a more upscale experience, you're out of luck.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 45/100

The room

Underwhelming experience.

The property scores are a mixed bag, with a decent atmosphere and parking, but a cramped capacity and lack of luxury. If you're not particular about having a nice space to hang out, it's still a decent spot. However, if you're looking for a more upscale experience, you're out of luck.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.5
  • Capacity 1.0
54/100

Friendly staff, but service drops off.

The service at Maximus is one of the few redeeming qualities, with friendly staff and a decent door and bar service. However, the speed of service can be slow, and safety concerns are a worry. Overall, it's a friendly but flawed experience.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 54/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but service drops off.

The service at Maximus is one of the few redeeming qualities, with friendly staff and a decent door and bar service. However, the speed of service can be slow, and safety concerns are a worry. Overall, it's a friendly but flawed experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 4.2
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 6.0
64/100

Drinks and food are a joke.

The food and drink options at Maximus are laughable. The prices are steep, the quality is subpar, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, you're better off going elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 64/100

The kitchen

Drinks and food are a joke.

The food and drink options at Maximus are laughable. The prices are steep, the quality is subpar, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, you're better off going elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
48/100

Talented dancers, but lacking polish.

The performers at Maximus are talented, but lack polish and professionalism. The appearance and interaction with customers are top-notch, but the talent quality and professionalism leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might be disappointed, but if you're just looking for a good time, the dancers might still deliver.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 48/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but lacking polish.

The performers at Maximus are talented, but lack polish and professionalism. The appearance and interaction with customers are top-notch, but the talent quality and professionalism leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might be disappointed, but if you're just looking for a good time, the dancers might still deliver.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

Total disappointment.

Maximus is a letdown from top to bottom. The low scores across the board make it clear that this club isn't living up to expectations. Unless you're desperate for a night out, it's best to look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 45
  • Service 54
  • Food 64
  • Performers 48
  • Value 62
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Party's Over Maximus had everything we needed for a wild bachelor party night: great drinks, a lively atmosphere, and some very talented dancers. The only downside was the cover charge, but we knew that going in. Still, it was a solid choice and we'd go back for another night out.
70/100 SW score
Decent, Not Spectacular I've been to Maximus a few times and it's always been a decent spot for a night out, but nothing that blows me away. The drinks are reasonably priced, but the dancers don't always seem as into it as they could be. Still, it's a solid option for a low-key night out with friends.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've never been to a strip club before, so I don't know if Maximus is typical, but I was pretty underwhelmed. The atmosphere was a bit seedy and the dancers seemed more interested in chatting with the regulars than putting on a show. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night?
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