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Mermaids Bar

Astoria, NY 3106 31st St 347-642-5133
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Closed Opens 22:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 22:00 - 04:00
TUE 22:00 - 04:00
WED 22:00 - 04:00 TODAY
THU 22:00 - 04:00
FRI 22:00 - 04:00
SAT 22:00 - 04:00
SUN 22:00 - 04:00
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3106 31st St
Astoria, NY 347-642-5133
37/100
How this is scored
35/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 35/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 2.6
  • Parking 2.1
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 3.4
32/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 32/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.4
  • Bar service 2.6
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 2.8
  • Value 3.4
40/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 40/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 3.4
42/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 42/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 2.8
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 37/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 35
  • Service 32
  • Food 40
  • Performers 42
  • Value 36
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What the floor said

9 reviews
70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelorette_party
Came for the drinks, left for the dancers I hit up Mermaids Bar with the guys for a bachelor party. Drinks were around $10, not bad for a strip club. The dancers were a mixed bag, but one girl really stood out. My only complaint is the club felt a bit empty, but I guess that's the price you pay for a relaxed atmosphere.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Just okay I've been coming to Mermaids Bar for a while now, but I'm starting to get a bit disappointed. The dancers just don't seem to be as talented as they used to be, and the value isn't there either. The drinks are fine, but the cover charge is a bit steep. Maybe I'm just spoiled, but I've had better experiences elsewhere.
20/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first_timer
Not impressed I stopped by Mermaids Bar on a whim, but I was really let down. The atmosphere was pretty dead, and the dancers just didn't seem interested in performing. The private dances were overpriced, and the bar service was slow. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone. The only decent thing was the parking, which was relatively easy to find.
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