Miceli's Corner

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parking is a nightmare, location's a stretch.

The room itself is nothing special, with a lackluster atmosphere and a dodgy location. Parking's a major hassle, and the luxury vibes are nonexistent. If you're willing to overlook these issues, it's not the worst place to be.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Respectful staff can't save the slow service.

The staff shows respect and professionalism, but the service is glacially slow. Cleanliness is also a concern. If you're patient and don't mind waiting, the friendly staff might make up for it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Food quality's surprisingly good, but drinks are a rip-off.

Surprisingly, the food quality's on par with some higher-end clubs, but the prices are outrageous. Drinks are similarly overpriced. If you're a foodie, you might find some redeeming qualities, but be prepared to break the bank.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are decent, but the talent's inconsistent.

The dancers are decent, but the talent's inconsistent, and some nights are definitely better than others. If you're looking for a specific type of performer, you might find what you're looking for, but don't expect a top-tier experience.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Miceli's Corner is a total letdown.

Miceli's Corner feels like a misfire on all fronts. The low overall score reflects the club's numerous shortcomings. If you're looking for a fun night, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.