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Michelle's Beach House

Derby, KS 239 W Greenway St 316-788-0001
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Closed Opens 16:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 16:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 16:00 - 02:00
WED 16:00 - 02:00
THU 16:00 - 02:00
FRI 16:00 - 02:00
SAT 16:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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239 W Greenway St
Derby, KS 316-788-0001 michellesbeachhouse.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 8.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 3.5
  • Safety 3.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Clean spot with solid atmosphere Took a few buddies here for a bachelor party and the place is way nicer than I expected. Good lighting, plenty of space, and the girls actually look like they want to be there. Drinks are reasonable at five bucks a pop. Only thing that kept it from a five is the dancers seemed a bit inconsistent—some were engaging, others just went through the motions.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good venue, sketchy on safety Michelle's has one of the better atmospheres in the area and parking is easy to find. The place is clean and well-lit, which I appreciate. That said, I witnessed some sketchy stuff with security not taking a customer issue seriously, and that left a bad taste. The girls are hit or miss too.
70/100 SW score
FirstTimeKS
first-timer
Nice setup, just watch your tab First time here and the venue itself is solid—spacious, clean, good seating around the stage. Private rooms are available if you want that. Just a heads up: drink prices seemed higher than advertised when I ordered. The non-smoking policy is a plus though.
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