Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Tucked in a residential Cumberland neighborhood; large, safe parking; plain exterior, dim interior.

Located off Route 95 in a residential area, so it's quiet and easy to miss—reviewers note it 'comes up quick' while driving. Free, ample parking in a large lot; exterior is plain, even dated. Inside: metal detector at entry, dim lighting, a large rectangular bar that doubles as stage, pool tables, and a line of semi-private booth cubicles. Layout feels authentically vintage—not luxe, but functional and unpretentious.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Respectful, attentive bar staff and door crew; quick service; cash-only setup.

Bartenders (notably Lisa, mentioned by name in reviews) are warm and attentive; door staff wave you in without hassle. No bouncer hovering. Metal detector at entry feels odd but isn't enforced aggressively. Cash-only bar—no cards. Respect and safety are genuine strengths; cleanliness is average (reviewers call it 'clean' but 'outdated'). Service speed is solid.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cheap drinks ($4 domestic 3–6 PM, ~$6 regular as of 2025 reviews); no food kitchen.

No food kitchen. Drinks are the draw: domestic beer $4, imports $5, mixed drinks $6 during 3–6 PM happy hour (as of 2025 reviews); regular prices about $2 higher. Reviewers praise the value. No bottles, cigars, or hookah noted.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Mixed roster—some solid regulars, many larger or less polished; variable hustle depending on shift.

Roster is mixed and shifts widely. Some regulars (Gia, Lilly, Kayla, Ariana, Jennifer, Coco mentioned positively) are engaging and attractive; others are larger or less polished. Reviewers note 'not stunners' but 'decent 6s or 7s if you're lucky,' with a Latina-heavy floor. Professionalism varies—some dancers hustle hard, others phone-scroll. Stage work is low-key (bar crawl, topless on the bar). Booth dances are reportedly hands-on and full-contact. Interaction is friendly when dancers engage; VIP basement area exists but rarely fills.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Residential VFW-hall dive with cheap drinks, no cover, and hands-on booth dances.

Mickey's reads like a converted VFW hall in a modest residential pocket of Cumberland—which is exactly what it is. No cover, cheap drinks (especially 3–6 PM), and $20 five-minute booth dances (reviewers report ~2025) make it an affordable neighborhood option. Crowd is light most days; nights can swing between electric and phone-scrolling slow. Best for daytime or early evening visits when you know who's working.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.