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Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD 5310 Dogwood Rd (410) 265-8224
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
60/100

A disaster in every department.

The Millstream Inn is a club that fails to deliver in every area. From the unimpressive decor to the subpar food, it's a disappointment all around. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, it's best to avoid this place.

How this is scored
68/100

Bare minimum decor and a crummy location.

The room itself is a letdown, with bare minimum decor and a crummy location that's hard to find. The only plus is the decent capacity, but that's about it. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 68/100

The room

Bare minimum decor and a crummy location.

The room itself is a letdown, with bare minimum decor and a crummy location that's hard to find. The only plus is the decent capacity, but that's about it. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 5.1
66/100

Abysmal hospitality with slow and unfriendly staff.

The hospitality at the Millstream Inn is non-existent, with slow and unfriendly staff that make you want to leave. The door service is a joke, and the bar service is just as bad. If you value being treated with respect, this isn't the place for you.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 66/100

The hospitality

Abysmal hospitality with slow and unfriendly staff.

The hospitality at the Millstream Inn is non-existent, with slow and unfriendly staff that make you want to leave. The door service is a joke, and the bar service is just as bad. If you value being treated with respect, this isn't the place for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 6.0
55/100

Awful food and drinks at overpriced rates.

The food at the Millstream Inn is a catastrophe, with overpriced rates to match. The quality is terrible, and the drink selection is just as bad. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 55/100

The kitchen

Awful food and drinks at overpriced rates.

The food at the Millstream Inn is a catastrophe, with overpriced rates to match. The quality is terrible, and the drink selection is just as bad. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 4.0
  • Bottle prices 5.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 2.6
  • Value 6.0
50/100

Talent is nonexistent, what little there is is bad.

The talent at the Millstream Inn is nonexistent, and what little there is is bad. The appearance style is lacking, and the interaction with the dancers is non-existent. Unless you're a fan of awkward silences, this isn't the place for you.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 50/100

The floor

Talent is nonexistent, what little there is is bad.

The talent at the Millstream Inn is nonexistent, and what little there is is bad. The appearance style is lacking, and the interaction with the dancers is non-existent. Unless you're a fan of awkward silences, this isn't the place for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 60/100

How scoring works

A disaster in every department.

The Millstream Inn is a club that fails to deliver in every area. From the unimpressive decor to the subpar food, it's a disappointment all around. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, it's best to avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 68
  • Service 66
  • Food 55
  • Performers 50
  • Value 49
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572 reviews
90/100 SW score
A Nice Night Out I've been to Millstream Inn a few times and always enjoy the atmosphere. The bar service is top-notch (8/10) and the food quality is incredible (8/10). I've taken a few girlfriends there and we've always had a great time.
60/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I went to Millstream Inn with some coworkers and had mixed feelings. The respect from the staff and dancers (8/10) was great, but the drink affordability was pretty poor (4/10). The VIP value wasn't worth the cost (4/10), but the food was surprisingly good.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've lived in Baltimore for years and thought I'd try Millstream Inn. Unfortunately, the dancer quality has declined recently and the website's dancer schedule was way off. The parking was decent (8/10), but that's about where it ended. Wouldn't recommend.
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