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Closed Strip Club

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, NY 101 NY-109 (631) 694-1540
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Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 04:00
FRI 12:00 - 04:00
SAT 12:00 - 04:00
SUN 20:00 - 02:00
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101 NY-109
Farmingdale, NY (631) 694-1540 miragelongisland.com
54/100
How this is scored
66/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 66/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 7.0
60/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 60/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.0
31/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 31/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.0
  • Bottle prices 2.1
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 4.0
52/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 52/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 3.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 54/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 66
  • Service 60
  • Food 31
  • Performers 52
  • Value 39
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What the floor said

91 reviews
90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good Time with the Boys Parked with no issues in the big lot, which was a plus. Dancers were energetic and got the party started. Drinks were overpriced, but that's expected at these places. Overall solid spot for a bachelor party.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Mixed Bag I've been coming here for years, and while the parking is still top-notch, the overall value has gone down. Drinks are pricey, and the VIP rooms feel like a rip-off. The dancers are still hot, but it's not worth the money.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Disappointing First Visit First time at a strip club and this was a letdown. The entrance was gross, and the bathrooms were even worse. Dancers were pleasant, but the toplessness restrictions were annoying. Overpriced drinks didn't help.
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