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Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St Louis, IL 5200 Bunkum Rd 618-875-6477
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
48/100

A decent spot, but nothing special.

Miss Kitty Showgirls is a solid, if unremarkable, club. The overall experience is dragged down by poor food quality, cleanliness, and luxury amenities. If you're just looking for a cheap night out, you might find it's worth visiting, but don't expect to be impressed.

How this is scored
47/100

Underwhelming experience with a dirty location.

The property itself feels dingy and poorly maintained, with a lackluster atmosphere that's only slightly redeemed by decent parking and amenities. It's not a place you'll want to sit and enjoy, but it's functional.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Underwhelming experience with a dirty location.

The property itself feels dingy and poorly maintained, with a lackluster atmosphere that's only slightly redeemed by decent parking and amenities. It's not a place you'll want to sit and enjoy, but it's functional.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.0
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 4.3
43/100

You'll get treated okay, but don't expect much.

The staff at Miss Kitty Showgirls are friendly and respectful, but the service is slow and often inattentive. You'll have to be patient and persistent to get what you want.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 43/100

The hospitality

You'll get treated okay, but don't expect much.

The staff at Miss Kitty Showgirls are friendly and respectful, but the service is slow and often inattentive. You'll have to be patient and persistent to get what you want.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 3.5
  • Cleanliness 3.5
  • Value 5.1
60/100

Avoid the overpriced, subpar food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Miss Kitty Showgirls are a major letdown. Overpriced and of poor quality, they're not worth the money. Stick to the drinks and skip the menu.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Avoid the overpriced, subpar food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Miss Kitty Showgirls are a major letdown. Overpriced and of poor quality, they're not worth the money. Stick to the drinks and skip the menu.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 6.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
47/100

Some okay dancers, but the talent is hit-or-miss.

The performers at Miss Kitty Showgirls are a mixed bag. Some are talented and engaging, while others seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. You might catch a great show, or you might end up disappointed.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 47/100

The floor

Some okay dancers, but the talent is hit-or-miss.

The performers at Miss Kitty Showgirls are a mixed bag. Some are talented and engaging, while others seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. You might catch a great show, or you might end up disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 48/100

How scoring works

A decent spot, but nothing special.

Miss Kitty Showgirls is a solid, if unremarkable, club. The overall experience is dragged down by poor food quality, cleanliness, and luxury amenities. If you're just looking for a cheap night out, you might find it's worth visiting, but don't expect to be impressed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 43
  • Food 60
  • Performers 47
  • Value 54
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Fun We came here for my friend's 30th birthday and had a blast. The private dance rooms and VIP areas are great for groups. Staff and dancers are friendly, but not overly enthusiastic.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm a regular at Miss Kitty and it's hit-or-miss. The atmosphere is laid-back, but the luxury experience is lacking. The drinks are decent, though.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience As a first-timer, I was disappointed by the lack of privacy and luxury. The VIP areas are cramped and overpriced. Maybe it's better for locals, but not for newcomers.
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