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Mr. Peep's Peep Hole

Portland, OR 709 SE 122nd Ave 503-257-8617
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
39/100

Underwhelming experience all around.

The club's poor overall performance is a result of its mediocre atmosphere and lackluster service. While the location is somewhat decent, the parking situation is convenient. You can expect a forgettable experience, but if you're in the area, it's not the worst choice. Just don't expect too much.

How this is scored
36/100

Parked on the outskirts, but decent location.

The property's low scores are due to its limited amenities and small capacity. While the location is decent, it's not exactly central, and the parking situation is convenient. If you're looking for a more intimate setting, this might be worth a visit, but don't expect to find much else.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 36/100

The room

Parked on the outskirts, but decent location.

The property's low scores are due to its limited amenities and small capacity. While the location is decent, it's not exactly central, and the parking situation is convenient. If you're looking for a more intimate setting, this might be worth a visit, but don't expect to find much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 2.1
  • Capacity 2.8
37/100

Friendly staff, but door service is a letdown.

The service at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole is friendly, but the door service is a major letdown. The staff seems to be trying, but the bar service is slow and unresponsive. If you're looking for a club with great service, this isn't it, but if you're in the area and just want to grab a drink, you might be okay.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 37/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but door service is a letdown.

The service at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole is friendly, but the door service is a major letdown. The staff seems to be trying, but the bar service is slow and unresponsive. If you're looking for a club with great service, this isn't it, but if you're in the area and just want to grab a drink, you might be okay.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 2.8
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 4.2
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 5.1
66/100

Avoid the overpriced, subpar food and drinks.

The food at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole is overpriced and subpar. The drink prices are also steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a meal or a nightcap, you're better off going elsewhere. This club's kitchen is not worth the hype.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 66/100

The kitchen

Avoid the overpriced, subpar food and drinks.

The food at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole is overpriced and subpar. The drink prices are also steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a meal or a nightcap, you're better off going elsewhere. This club's kitchen is not worth the hype.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
36/100

Talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The performers at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole are talented, but the professionalism is lacking. The dancers are enthusiastic, but the interaction can be awkward. If you're looking for a club with great dancers, this might be worth a visit, but be prepared for some amateur hour antics.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 36/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The performers at Mr. Peep's Peep Hole are talented, but the professionalism is lacking. The dancers are enthusiastic, but the interaction can be awkward. If you're looking for a club with great dancers, this might be worth a visit, but be prepared for some amateur hour antics.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 2.8
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 39/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience all around.

The club's poor overall performance is a result of its mediocre atmosphere and lackluster service. While the location is somewhat decent, the parking situation is convenient. You can expect a forgettable experience, but if you're in the area, it's not the worst choice. Just don't expect too much.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 36
  • Service 37
  • Food 66
  • Performers 36
  • Value 57
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15 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Delight I took my friends here for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The drinks were super cheap and the private shows were top-notch. Sure, the atmosphere wasn't exactly luxurious, but it was part of the charm. We ended up spending way more than we expected, but it was worth it.
60/100 SW score
Decent Spot, but Room for Improvement I've been to Mr. Peep's a few times with friends and it's always been a decent spot. The drinks are affordable, which is a major plus. However, the cleanliness could use some work and the performers just aren't as talented as I've seen elsewhere. That being said, it's not the worst place to pass a Friday night.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I wasn't impressed with Mr. Peep's. The atmosphere felt cramped and the private shows were overpriced. The performers seemed really disinterested, which made it hard to get into the experience. The only redeeming quality was the drink affordability, but it wasn't enough to save the night.
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