Naked City

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic rooms with a decent location.

The atmosphere is just okay, but the location is somewhat redeeming. However, the parking situation is a nightmare, and the luxury vibe is nonexistent. If you're looking for a basic room to grab a drink, it's passable.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect slow, impersonal service with a side of disrespect.

The door service is somewhat friendly, but the bar service is abysmal. Be prepared for long wait times and a general air of disinterest. Don't expect any respect or safety, either.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Subpar food and drinks with prices to match.

The food quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. Drinks are overpriced, and the bottle selection is nonexistent. If you're hungry or thirsty, look elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Decent dancers with some great interactions.

The dancers are the only redeeming quality here, with some truly great interactions and appearance styles. However, the professionalism is lacking, and the VIP/dance value is mediocre. If you're looking for a good show, you might find it, but don't expect much else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A mess of a club with no redeeming qualities.

Naked City fails to impress on all fronts. With a near-zero overall score, it's clear that this club has hit rock bottom. Unless you're in the area and desperate, there are better options.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.