Nitro Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grim room with no redeeming features.

The space itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all register as complete failures. You're walking into nothing good.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hostile staff, dirty floors, zero care.

Staff doesn't care, the place is filthy, and nobody's looking out for you. Door service, bar service, respect, safety, cleanliness—all absent. Don't expect hospitality.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Drinks are overpriced swill, food is inedible, and bottles are a ripoff. Nothing here is worth putting in your mouth. Avoid the bar and kitchen entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no reason.

The dancers have zero talent, no stage presence, and won't interact with you. Professionalism is nonexistent. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Nothing here works.

Nitro Club fails across the board. Every metric—atmosphere, service, talent, value—bottoms out at zero. This isn't a bad night waiting to happen; it's a certainty. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.