Oasis

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The location is terrible, a long way from downtown Baltimore.

The property is a major letdown, with a terrible location, poor parking, and a cramped capacity. On the bright side, the luxury amenities are a nice touch. However, the overall vibe feels cheap and uninviting. So what? If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You get decent service, but it's not worth the hassle.

The service at Oasis is decent, but it's not enough to make up for the long wait times and lack of respect from staff. The bar service is the highlight, but even that's not impressive. So what? If you're in a hurry or value good service, avoid Oasis.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The drinks are overpriced, but the food is surprisingly okay.

The food at Oasis is a mixed bag, with overpriced drinks but surprisingly good food quality. The menu is limited, and the prices are steep. However, the food is fresh and tastes good. So what? If you're hungry and don't mind breaking the bank, Oasis is a decent option.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are subpar, but the tip-out system is nice.

The performers at Oasis are a disappointment, with subpar talent and a lack of interaction. However, the tip-out system is nice, and the dancers are friendly. So what? If you're looking for a high-energy experience, keep looking. But if you just want to grab a drink and chat with the dancers, Oasis might be okay.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Oasis is a complete disappointment from start to finish.

Oasis falls flat on all fronts. The atmosphere is lacking, service is slow, and the performers are unimpressive. Even the food and drinks are only decent, making this a forgettable experience. So what? Only the most desperate or uninformed will give it a try.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.