Obsessions Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Atmosphere's a bit rough around the edges.

The atmosphere's a bit lacking, with a low score for luxury, but the capacity's decent and the parking's not too bad. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and hang out, it's not a bad spot, but don't expect any high-end vibes.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly door service can't save the slow pace.

The door service is top-notch, but the bar service is a bit slow, and the speed of service is a major letdown. If you're looking for a quick in-and-out experience, you might want to look elsewhere, but if you're willing to wait, the staff's friendly and will take care of you.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Forgettable drinks and overpriced bites.

The food quality's a major disappointment, with subpar bites and overpriced drinks. If you're looking for a place to grab a quick meal, you're better off going somewhere else, but if you're just looking for a night out, you might be able to overlook the food and focus on the performers.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Talents shine, but the stage's a bit cramped.

The talents are definitely the highlight of the night, with great appearance and interaction, but the stage's a bit cramped and the professionalism's lacking. If you're a fan of adult entertainment, you'll likely love the performers, but be prepared for some rough-around-the-edges moments.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Mixed bag that somehow manages to disappoint.

Obsessions Cabaret's got some great moments, but overall, it feels like they're trying too hard to please everyone. The property's got some charm, but it's a bit rough around the edges, and the service is friendly but slow. If you're looking for a fun night out, you might enjoy the performers, but be prepared for some mediocre food and drinks.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.