Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hampton location is a total dead zone.

The Hampton location is a total dead zone. The atmosphere is dull, and parking is a chore. The only positive is the relatively low prices, but you won't be missing out on much. Unless you're a local, it's not worth the trip.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is friendly, but don't expect much else.

The door service at Obsessions is friendly, but don't expect much else. The bar service is slow, and the respect for customers is nonexistent. If you value being treated like a person, look elsewhere. Otherwise, the staff will get the job done, but not with a smile.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Prices are low, but so is quality.

The prices at Obsessions are low, but so is the quality. The food quality is subpar, and the drinks are watered down. If you're on a tight budget, you might be able to scrounge up something edible, but don't expect a culinary experience.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is nonexistent, but dancers try hard.

The talent at Obsessions is nonexistent, but the dancers try hard. They're not bad, but they're not good either. The appearance style is uninspired, and the interaction with customers is forced. If you're looking for a high-energy performance, this is not the place.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Obsessions is a complete non-entity.

Obsessions is a complete non-entity. It's a club with no redeeming qualities, and the low scores across the board reflect that. Unless you're in the area and desperate, there's no reason to waste your time.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.