Ohana's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Atmosphere is lacking, but the amenities help.

The atmosphere at Ohana's is pretty meh, but they've got some nice amenities to make up for it. The location could be better, and parking is a nightmare. If you don't mind a bit of a trek and some chaos when you arrive, it's not the worst.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Good door service, but safety is a concern.

The door service at Ohana's is top-notch, but safety feels like a bit of a concern. The bar service is okay, but it's not exactly speedy. If you're looking for a friendly welcome and some decent service, you'll be happy here, but don't expect things to be super efficient.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drink prices are reasonable, but the food is a disaster.

The drink prices at Ohana's are actually pretty reasonable, but the food is a total disaster. It's like they're phoning it in. If you're not picky about your grub, you might be okay, but if you're expecting something edible, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but the overall experience is forgettable.

Some of the dancers at Ohana's are actually pretty talented, but the overall experience feels kinda forgettable. The appearance and interaction scores are decent, but the professionalism score brings it down. If you're just looking for some eye candy and don't mind a bit of a lackluster experience, you might find it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A decent spot with some nice surprises.

Ohana's has its moments, but it's not consistently great. The service and food scores are decent, but the property and performers scores bring it down. If you're looking for a no-frills experience with some good dancers, you might find it here, but don't expect to be blown away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.