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Omar's

Lansing, MI 316 E Michigan Ave 517-371-4500
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Closed Opens 18:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 18:00 - 02:00
WED 18:00 - 02:00
THU 18:00 - 02:00
FRI 18:00 - 02:00
SAT 18:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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316 E Michigan Ave
Lansing, MI 517-371-4500 omarsshowbar.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 1.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 3.0
  • Speed 2.6
  • Respect 2.6
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 3.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 2.8
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
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70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
regular
Good dancers, watch your wallet Omar's has some really beautiful performers, especially Bridget—worth the trip for that alone. Problem is the bartender will absolutely run up your tab if you're not paying attention. Spent $200 and didn't feel like I got my money's worth, mostly because drinks are overpriced and the staff doesn't seem to care if you notice the price creep.
80/100 SW score
FirstTimeJT
first-timer
Downtown spot with potential, but pricey First time at Omar's and the location near the stadium is solid. Dancers are attractive and the non-smoking policy is actually nice compared to other clubs. Just went in for a couple drinks and lap dances—$25 per dance is fair—but the $10 cover and $8 White Claws add up fast. I'll probably go back, just bringing more cash next time.
50/100 SW score
LocalRick
locals night
Decent talent, disappointing everything else The girls are hot, I'll give them that. But the service is slow, the bartender was rude even when I was dropping serious money, and nothing about this place feels worth the premium prices they're charging. VIP booth sounded nice in theory—turned out to be just another way to spend more. Stick to cheaper spots unless you're just here for the dancers.
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