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Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Narrow rectangle with dual stages; limited parking, tiny one-stall restroom, upstairs couch area.

The layout is a long shoebox: one oval bar dominates one side, two small stages wedged awkwardly (one main, one elevated secondary), no VIP rooms, and a DJ booth at the far end. Parking is sparse and limited. The upstairs has a long couch but no details on access or use. The single-stall restroom was noted as dirty and cramped—a real weak point for a small venue. Location is just off a main road in Miami, not a destination neighborhood but accessible.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Consistent door and bar crew; security thorough, service steady but restroom maintenance poor.

The same door guy, bartender, and manager from Body Club are still here, which reviewers cite as a plus for continuity and familiarity. Security is armed and thorough (pat-downs, ID checks). Bar service is steady. The major gripe: restroom cleanliness and the one-stall bottleneck during any crowd. No complaints about respect or safety beyond the tight space.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Water $8; no kitchen standouts mentioned—basic drink pricing, no food quality data.

One water order was $8 with a tip left. No food quality, kitchen, or other drink pricing specifics appear in reviews. Not a food or drink destination; treat it as a basic bar setup.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Body Club transplants kept the talent; varied dancers, strong pole work, light daytime crowds.

Dancers from Body Club followed the venue, so if you had favorites there, they're likely here. Reviewers note varied dancers and nice looks. Interaction and professionalism are solid. Daytime crowds are light, so you'll get attention; nights may thin the roster or compress the floor. Dance value and VIP pricing aren't detailed, but the talent level is the club's real asset.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Reopened shoebox venue; no cover midday, familiar staff from Body Club, cramped layout.

One occupies the old Take One space with cosmetic upgrades but the same tight footprint. Reviewers consistently praise the continuity—bartenders, managers, and dancers from the defunct Body Club migrated here, which matters if you had regulars there. No cover before late afternoon, $30 after midnight. The real trade-off: it's genuinely tiny, so daytime visits mean breathing room and cheaper entry; nights get cramped fast. Best for a low-key, familiar crowd rather than a packed weekend scene.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.