Onyx

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Spacious two-bar layout with long stage, raised booths, ample parking lot.

The room is well-organized: long central stage flanked by couch rows, elevated wall booths with decent privacy in the dim red lighting, bars at both ends, VIP tucked left rear. Parking lot is spacious but variable in cost and staffing. The layout and capacity are solid, but the sparse daytime crowd makes the space feel hollow—reviewers note empty parking lots and silent stages. Best bet is Friday afternoon or early evening when dancer turnout justifies the room size.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Door and bar staff inconsistent; no waitress, empty soap dispensers.

Hit or miss. Door staff range from friendly and welcoming to smug and rude; pat-downs are consistently light. Bar service is slow and sometimes absent on quiet shifts; one reviewer waited 20+ minutes for a waitress who never came. Bathrooms are clean but lack basic supplies (soap, paper towels). A few named staff earn praise (Terrance, the manager at the door), but the overall vibe is understaffed and uneven.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cheap drinks ($5 beer), no food standout, minimal kitchen presence.

Minimal kitchen presence. Beers run $5, mixed drinks around $5–$12 (one tequila shot noted at $12). No food reviews mention quality or standout dishes—the club isn't a dining destination. Drinks are cheap, which fits the daytime, low-cover model, but don't expect bar craft or food service.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Light dancer turnout weekdays; better Friday depth, quality ranges 6–8.

Weekday afternoons are sparse—reviewers report 5–8 dancers, many glued to phones, little stage activity. Fridays jump to ~25 dancers with better variety (white, Black, Latina mix) and quality ratings of 6–8. Individual standouts include a Hawaiian dancer (Keiola) and a voluptuous light-skinned performer noted for engaging dances. Interaction is friendly but inconsistent; some dancers mention ROB concerns in older reviews. $10 per song is standard.

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Cheshire Bridge daytime spot: $10 cover, $10 dances, sparse crowds.

Onyx sits on Cheshire Bridge with a straightforward daytime appeal: $10 cover, $10 lap dances, and a roomy two-bar layout built to handle crowds that mostly don't show up on weekdays. Parking runs $5–$10 depending on the attendant's mood, and the club gets noticeably busier Fridays (around 25 dancers reported). The real friction is inconsistent service—no waitress on slow days, missing bathroom supplies, and staff presence that ranges from genuinely friendly to dismissive. For an afternoon solo session with low expectations, it works; don't expect attentive hospitality.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.