Onyx

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a rundown office building from the outside.

The property itself is a letdown, with a run-down exterior and a cramped, uninviting space inside. The low capacity and lack of amenities make it feel like a dive bar, not a strip club. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Complete lack of respect for customers.

The service at Onyx is abysmal, with a complete lack of respect for customers. The door staff and bartenders seem uninterested in providing a good experience, and the speed of service is glacial. Unless you enjoy being ignored, avoid this place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and mediocre food at best.

The food and drink options at Onyx are overpriced and underwhelming. The food quality is mediocre at best, and the drinks are expensive and not particularly well-made. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are talented, but the shows are super short.

The performers at Onyx are talented, but the shows are woefully short and lacking in creativity. The dancers are top-notch, but the lack of interaction and professionalism from the staff makes the experience feel hollow. If you're looking for a good time, you might enjoy the performances, but be prepared for a lackluster overall experience.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Onyx is a major disappointment from every angle.

Onyx fails to deliver in every aspect, making it a waste of time and money. The low scores across the board are a clear indication of the club's shortcomings. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, best to avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.