Palomino

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience with cramped, poorly located space.

The cramped and poorly located space makes it hard to enjoy the club. The lack of luxury amenities and small capacity only add to the underwhelming experience. If you're looking for a high-end club, look elsewhere.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow and disorganized service.

The friendly staff is a highlight, but the slow and disorganized service can be frustrating. Be prepared for long wait times and a general sense of chaos. If you value good service, this might not be the best choice.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and drinks at extortionate prices.

The food and drinks at Palomino are an absolute disaster. Overpriced and poorly made, it's a wonder anyone orders from the kitchen. If you do decide to eat or drink here, be prepared for a disappointment.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Great talent, but poor stage presence and awkward interactions.

The performers are the highlight of the club, with great talent and a strong stage presence. However, awkward interactions and poor crowd engagement can be off-putting. If you're there for the dancing, you'll likely enjoy yourself, but be prepared for some rough moments.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A mixed bag that mostly misses the mark.

The club's inconsistent performance makes it a hit-or-miss experience. While the performers shine, the subpar service, food, and atmosphere hold it back. Overall, it's a decent spot for those looking for a cheap drink, but be prepared for a lackluster experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.