Passion Cabaret (was Secrets)

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Atmosphere and capacity are the only redeeming qualities.

The property has some redeeming qualities, with a decent atmosphere and capacity. However, luxury and amenities are severely lacking, making it feel more like a dive bar. If you're looking for a unique experience, you might find it here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service and speed are decent, but respect and cleanliness are lacking.

While door service and speed are a plus, respect and cleanliness are major drawbacks. You might find the staff friendly, but don't expect much in terms of genuine respect or a clean environment. Be prepared for a rough experience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bottles and cigars are affordable, but food quality is nonexistent.

If you're looking for a cheap bottle or a cigar, Passion Cabaret might be a good choice. However, the food quality is nonexistent, and the drink prices are steep. You're better off grabbing a drink elsewhere and skipping the food altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are talented, but professionalism and VIP value are non-existent.

The dancers are talented and put on a great show, but the professionalism and VIP value are severely lacking. Be prepared for a lack of respect and a general feeling of being nickel-and-dimed. If you're looking for a good dance, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disappointment from start to finish.

Overall, Passion Cabaret falls flat due to its many shortcomings. From the unimpressive property to the subpar service, there's little to get excited about. Unless you're looking for a cheap bottle and a decent dance, you're better off elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.